how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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