When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
please don't ironically join a cult
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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