Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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