it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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