Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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