like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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