Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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