I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
is wine microwaveable?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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