He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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