you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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