Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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