She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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