This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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