We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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