Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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