The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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