apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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