My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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