soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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