My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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