So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize