please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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