im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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