I wanna bring you to show and tell
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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