my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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