He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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