mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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