"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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