so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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