BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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