haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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