So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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