I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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