Tell her she can't have a vagina
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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