he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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