I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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