wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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