You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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