went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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