Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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