I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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