I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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