...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you will always have a special place in my vag
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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