she looked like the before picture.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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