It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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