last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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