My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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