bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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