normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Still dying that you shit outside
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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