captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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