It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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