Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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