The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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