finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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