im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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