I skipped work to stalk him.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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