Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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